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  • Sale! donkey Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet Covid-19 tee shirt

    The Donkey pictured on this shirt is good indicator of the 6ft required to maintain a safe social distance. So you are asking people to always stay at least one donkey length away and as a result, you will help stop the spread of COVID-19

    Don’t be an Ass – Donkey

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    The Donkey pictured on this shirt is good indicator of the 6ft required to maintain a safe social distance. So you are asking people to always stay at least one donkey length away and as a result, you will help stop the spread of COVID-19

  • Sale! industrial robot Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet covid-19 tee

    Industrial Robots come in all shapes and sizes. Most would Agree keeping a safe physical distance from ANY industrial robot is a good practice. Now in this time of COVID-19 the reach of a small robot is a good indicator the 6ft we need to maintain a safe social distance. If your “working the line” always stay at least one robot reach between you and your co-worker and you will help stop the spread of COVID-19

    Industrial Robot

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    Industrial Robots come in all shapes and sizes. Most would Agree keeping a safe physical distance from ANY industrial robot is a good practice. Now in this time of COVID-19 the reach of a small robot is a good indicator the 6ft we need to maintain a safe social distance. If your “working the line” always stay at least one robot reach between you and your co-worker and you will help stop the spread of COVID-19

  • Sale! Sombrero Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet

    The sombrero although originally designed for protecting the wearer from the sun, now during this time of social distancing two of the the large Traditional sombrero at 36in across would provide a good guide for measuring a safe social distance and help protect us all from spreadng COVID-19.

    Two Sombreros

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    The sombrero although originally designed for protecting the wearer from the sun, now during this time of social distancing two of the the large Traditional sombrero at 36in across would provide a good guide for measuring a safe social distance and help protect us all from spreadng COVID-19.

  • Sale! wombat Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet

    Whether you’re defending your pudding form Watkin, or taking a leisurely stroll through the Central Highlands of Victoria, the distance represented by two common wombats would provide a safe physical distance.

    Two Wombats

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    Whether you’re defending your pudding form Watkin, or taking a leisurely stroll through the Central Highlands of Victoria, the distance represented by two common wombats would provide a safe physical distance.

  • Sale! Picnic outdoor Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet

    With Summer fast approaching, and gathering restriction start to be lifted in many jurisdictions, it is still prudent to maintain your psychical distance from friends. Normally a picnic table is a gathering place it can now be used as way to gauge your six ft of physical distancing.

    Picnic Table

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    With Summer fast approaching, and gathering restriction start to be lifted in many jurisdictions, it is still prudent to maintain your psychical distance from friends. Normally a picnic table is a gathering place it can now be used as way to gauge your six ft of physical distancing.

  • Sale! Beer cans Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet

    Measuring around 6″ high, the standard 473ml beer can can be used to measure the 6ft physical distancing required to stay safe. By laying 12 cans end to end and you will be pretty close to the safe distance.

    16oz Beer Can

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    Measuring around 6″ high, the standard 473ml beer can can be used to measure the 6ft physical distancing required to stay safe. By laying 12 cans end to end and you will be pretty close to the safe distance.

  • Sale! Beer bottles Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet

    Its simple, 6ft physical distancing can easily be measured by laying 8 tall-boy beer bottles end to end. But note, if you have just finished 8 tall-boys be sure you fall away form the person you are trying to distance from.

    Tall boy Distance

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    Its simple, 6ft physical distancing can easily be measured by laying 8 tall-boy beer bottles end to end. But note, if you have just finished 8 tall-boys be sure you fall away form the person you are trying to distance from.

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    Many are wearing masks in public now but if you happen to come across this guy, we would strongly suggest to stay at least two arm lengths away. His outstretched arms wielding his famous chef’s knife would provide a safe physical distance to help stop the spread of Covid-19. Not to mention any other issues, like death!

    Ghost Face’s Chefs Knife

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    Many are wearing masks in public now but if you happen to come across this guy, we would strongly suggest to stay at least two arm lengths away. His outstretched arms wielding his famous chef’s knife would provide a safe physical distance to help stop the spread of Covid-19. Not to mention any other issues, like death!

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    These two famous masked killers with arms outstretched would be a good indication of the minimum six feet required for safe physical distancing. Personally we would suggest staying even further away, just to be safe!

    Masked Killers

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    These two famous masked killers with arms outstretched would be a good indication of the minimum six feet required for safe physical distancing. Personally we would suggest staying even further away, just to be safe!

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    It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!

    Mr. V’s Big Machete

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    It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!

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    It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!

    Scary Movie Guy

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    It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!

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    Let the world know you’re a First Responder and that YOU are essential. Don’t See your essential profession? Let us know and we will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

     

    Im a First Responder

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    Let the world know you’re a First Responder and that YOU are essential. Don’t See your essential profession? Let us know and we will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

     

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    I’m a… Let the world know your profession and that YOU are essential. We’ve already designed a few professions but we want to hear from you. Select one of our designs, or select “custom location” and let us know what you do. We will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    Note: A ONE Time Charge of $2.00 will be added for a custom design.

    I’m a …(Customizable)

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    I’m a… Let the world know your profession and that YOU are essential. We’ve already designed a few professions but we want to hear from you. Select one of our designs, or select “custom location” and let us know what you do. We will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    Note: A ONE Time Charge of $2.00 will be added for a custom design.

  • Sale! axe-throwing

    The sport of axe throwing is quite the sport. The standard Olympic size target is 39in square. If you find yourself out and about be sure to first; stay away form the target (common sense) , and second stay at least two target’s away from your opponent.

    Axe Throwing

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    The sport of axe throwing is quite the sport. The standard Olympic size target is 39in square. If you find yourself out and about be sure to first; stay away form the target (common sense) , and second stay at least two target’s away from your opponent.

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    It has always been important to stay away from someone carrying a canoe on their head, But now In this new world order of Physical Distancing, it is paramount to stay back from anyone you may meet during a portage. Also of note, if you happen across someone carrying a canoe on their head while, “just out for a walk”, it may be even more important to keep your distance.

    Portage – Canoe

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    It has always been important to stay away from someone carrying a canoe on their head, But now In this new world order of Physical Distancing, it is paramount to stay back from anyone you may meet during a portage. Also of note, if you happen across someone carrying a canoe on their head while, “just out for a walk”, it may be even more important to keep your distance.

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    This is what we are trying to do here people!

    This simple message may just remind someone WHY they should stay home. The website name  hammers home the message.

    Just Stay Home

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    This is what we are trying to do here people!

    This simple message may just remind someone WHY they should stay home. The website name  hammers home the message.

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    It cant be said enough. Stay out of MY SPACE. and help do your part to Stop the Spread.

    Stop the Spread

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    It cant be said enough. Stay out of MY SPACE. and help do your part to Stop the Spread.

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    In these days of Physical Distancing one would get arrested for handing out the ever so popular ‘Free Hug’.
    Show your friends that if you could…you would. Soon this will end and we will get back too normalcy, but until that time your service must be suspended.

    Free Hugs

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    In these days of Physical Distancing one would get arrested for handing out the ever so popular ‘Free Hug’.
    Show your friends that if you could…you would. Soon this will end and we will get back too normalcy, but until that time your service must be suspended.

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    WTF is a popular anagram or abbreviation which means…(you know). From its urban roots, its use is synonymous with expressing anger, impatience or surprise. The message on this design goes out to all the thumb-typers who may veer into your space while you are trying to maintain a safe physical distance.

    WTF!

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    WTF is a popular anagram or abbreviation which means…(you know). From its urban roots, its use is synonymous with expressing anger, impatience or surprise. The message on this design goes out to all the thumb-typers who may veer into your space while you are trying to maintain a safe physical distance.

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    No politics in this design, just the message. You can wear this design proudly.
    Thank you, for being you!

    I’m Essential

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    No politics in this design, just the message. You can wear this design proudly.
    Thank you, for being you!

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    Well it’s about time! After all, YOU knew you were essential, but now the government has acknowledged it. You can wear this design proudly telling the world. And perhaps you will get the praise you so deserve.

    Finally, I’m Essential

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    Well it’s about time! After all, YOU knew you were essential, but now the government has acknowledged it. You can wear this design proudly telling the world. And perhaps you will get the praise you so deserve.

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    A not so gentle reminder to anyone you meet to keep their physical distance.

    Back Off

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    A not so gentle reminder to anyone you meet to keep their physical distance.

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    Finally your boss has admitted to you and the world that you are essential. This clever design will help to remind your leader of the great decision they made when hiring you. It also assures anyone you may meet that you are essential.
    Your boss and we all thank you.

    My Boss Says, I’m Essential

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    Finally your boss has admitted to you and the world that you are essential. This clever design will help to remind your leader of the great decision they made when hiring you. It also assures anyone you may meet that you are essential.
    Your boss and we all thank you.

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    Yup its True, You are essential. You are out there working in an essential field. This design will assure anyone you meet that you are essential.
    And for that, We thank you.

    Apparently, I’m Essential

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    Yup its True, You are essential. You are out there working in an essential field. This design will assure anyone you meet that you are essential.
    And for that, We thank you.

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    Let the world know that you are a Nurse and that YOU are essential. Don’t See your essential profession? Let us know and we will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    I’m a Nurse

    $24.99$35.99

    Let the world know that you are a Nurse and that YOU are essential. Don’t See your essential profession? Let us know and we will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

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    I Work in… Let the world know where you work and that YOU are essential. We’ve designed a few locations but we want to hear from you. Select one of our designs, or select “custom location” and let us know where you work. We will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    Note: A ONE Time Charge of $2.00 will be added for a custom design.

    I Work in …(Customizable)

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    I Work in… Let the world know where you work and that YOU are essential. We’ve designed a few locations but we want to hear from you. Select one of our designs, or select “custom location” and let us know where you work. We will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    Note: A ONE Time Charge of $2.00 will be added for a custom design.

  • Sale! Essential person Canada shirt covid covid-19 beer

    I Make… Let the world know that YOU are essential. We’ve designed a few but we really want to hear from you. Select one of our designs, or select “custom” and let us know what you Make. We will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    Note: A ONE Time Charge of $2.00 will be added for a custom design.

    I Make…(Customizable)

    $24.99$35.99

    I Make… Let the world know that YOU are essential. We’ve designed a few but we really want to hear from you. Select one of our designs, or select “custom” and let us know what you Make. We will custom design your shirt and add it to our list. Be creative!. and Thank you for being essential.

    Note: A ONE Time Charge of $2.00 will be added for a custom design.

  • Sale! hockey nethockey net

    Hockey is just one sport which many of us are missing. A goal in hockey can change the outcome of any game. As it turns out the opening of an official “net” is 72 inches across. Perhaps the net can also help “change our game” as an indicator for good physical distancing. “… What a Save!”

    Hockey Net

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    Hockey is just one sport which many of us are missing. A goal in hockey can change the outcome of any game. As it turns out the opening of an official “net” is 72 inches across. Perhaps the net can also help “change our game” as an indicator for good physical distancing. “… What a Save!”

  • Sale! barbell weightlifting Social distancing Canada physical distance shirt funny six feet

    Barbell
    The official length of an Olympic barbell is 2.01m for woman and 2.2m for men. Either one is a perfect length for maintaining safe physical distancing. Not to be confused with the shorter one-handed bars for weight training. Only a dumbbell would get that close in public!

    Barbell

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    Barbell
    The official length of an Olympic barbell is 2.01m for woman and 2.2m for men. Either one is a perfect length for maintaining safe physical distancing. Not to be confused with the shorter one-handed bars for weight training. Only a dumbbell would get that close in public!

  • Sale! bed

    Bed
    A full size or queen size bed measures 75″. A touch over the 72″ required for safe physical distancing. And yes a king-size bed is 84″ long, but most would agree that more is better when it comes to physical distancing.

    Bed

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    Bed
    A full size or queen size bed measures 75″. A touch over the 72″ required for safe physical distancing. And yes a king-size bed is 84″ long, but most would agree that more is better when it comes to physical distancing.

  • Sale! Compact Car

    In 1973, the Energy Crisis hit the world, which made small cars more desirable. One compact in particular became famous for having its own personality. From its early days in 1968, for sale at Peter’s car dealership, to wining the hearts of millions in 2005 this little car is synonymous with keeping its owner safe. At 5’8″ wide this car is almost a perfect gauge to help maintain a safe physical distance. Who knew that in 2020 it would lend a hand to help stop the world crisis we are facing now. Thanks ’53’ and all you other compacts out there.

    Compact Car

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    In 1973, the Energy Crisis hit the world, which made small cars more desirable. One compact in particular became famous for having its own personality. From its early days in 1968, for sale at Peter’s car dealership, to wining the hearts of millions in 2005 this little car is synonymous with keeping its owner safe. At 5’8″ wide this car is almost a perfect gauge to help maintain a safe physical distance. Who knew that in 2020 it would lend a hand to help stop the world crisis we are facing now. Thanks ’53’ and all you other compacts out there.

  • Sale! Bicycle

    Bicycle
    Since its first introduction in the 19th century the bicycle is by far the world’s most utilized form of personal transportation. Many of us have been self-isolating, eating way too much and in need of some exercise. Riding your bicycle is the perfect way to get out for some fresh air and work off some of those extra calories. A standard bicycle is at least 6ft in length and therefore the perfect gauge for physical distancing.

    Bicycle

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    Bicycle
    Since its first introduction in the 19th century the bicycle is by far the world’s most utilized form of personal transportation. Many of us have been self-isolating, eating way too much and in need of some exercise. Riding your bicycle is the perfect way to get out for some fresh air and work off some of those extra calories. A standard bicycle is at least 6ft in length and therefore the perfect gauge for physical distancing.

  • Sale! Chopper

    Chopper The Motorcycle

    It is said the first of the choppers appeared in the late 1950’s in California. With its signature long forks and “ape hanger” bars. the chopper has become iconic as the bad-ass bike for generations. Most choppers are custom made and end up much longer than the original bike they were made from. In most cases you would be fine to sit on your chopper and as long as you only allow people in front of you, you should safely achieve the 6ft distance required for social distancing.

    Chopper The Motorcycle

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    Chopper The Motorcycle

    It is said the first of the choppers appeared in the late 1950’s in California. With its signature long forks and “ape hanger” bars. the chopper has become iconic as the bad-ass bike for generations. Most choppers are custom made and end up much longer than the original bike they were made from. In most cases you would be fine to sit on your chopper and as long as you only allow people in front of you, you should safely achieve the 6ft distance required for social distancing.

  • The perfect gift for a friend. Can’t decide which design they would like. Purchase this Gift card and we will Email your friend a card.

    Select the Amount you would like to share.

    FYI: $40 is about the cost of ONE shirt, shipping and taxes.

     

    We will email the recipient instantly (after payment) a message with the card, and instructions on how to use it.

    or pick a date and we will remember to send it for you.

     

     

    Gift Card

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    The perfect gift for a friend. Can’t decide which design they would like. Purchase this Gift card and we will Email your friend a card.

    Select the Amount you would like to share.

    FYI: $40 is about the cost of ONE shirt, shipping and taxes.

     

    We will email the recipient instantly (after payment) a message with the card, and instructions on how to use it.

    or pick a date and we will remember to send it for you.

     

     

  • Sale! 2m Wave length

    For the Ham Radio buffs out there, a perfect gift to send to your friends that you hang with on the 2m Wavelength.

    2m Wavelength

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    For the Ham Radio buffs out there, a perfect gift to send to your friends that you hang with on the 2m Wavelength.

  • Sale! Christmas tree

    We have been told by the authorities it will be months before we can let down our guard against COVID-19. Just know this December that the average Christmas tree will serve as a good indicator of a safe distance for physical/social distancing.

    Oh Christmas Tree

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    We have been told by the authorities it will be months before we can let down our guard against COVID-19. Just know this December that the average Christmas tree will serve as a good indicator of a safe distance for physical/social distancing.

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    The Door

    Most doors today measure 80-85″, a bit over the 72″ (6ft) required for safe physical distancing. But hey who’s kidding who?  They say the minimum is 6ft, so the way I see it 7ft is better, right?

    The Door

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    The Door

    Most doors today measure 80-85″, a bit over the 72″ (6ft) required for safe physical distancing. But hey who’s kidding who?  They say the minimum is 6ft, so the way I see it 7ft is better, right?

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    It’s never a good idea to turn a fridge on its side…until now! The height of most full size refrigerators is perfect to gauge the safe distance for physical distancing.

    The Fridge

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    It’s never a good idea to turn a fridge on its side…until now! The height of most full size refrigerators is perfect to gauge the safe distance for physical distancing.

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    Nothing like getting out and hitting a round of golf. But given the importance of keeping a safe physical distance you can not ride in the cart with your partner for a while. You can however use the size of the cart as a reminder of how far to keep apart.

    Golf Cart

    $24.99$35.99

    Nothing like getting out and hitting a round of golf. But given the importance of keeping a safe physical distance you can not ride in the cart with your partner for a while. You can however use the size of the cart as a reminder of how far to keep apart.

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    The Jeté or more precisely the Grand Jeté is a jump used in ballet. Easily recognized by the dancer completing the full splits while in the air. For most the outstretched legs would measure close to the required 6ft needed for safe physical distancing. Even if not a full 6ft most would agree you should get out of the way of someone flying through the air doing the splits.

    Jeté

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    The Jeté or more precisely the Grand Jeté is a jump used in ballet. Easily recognized by the dancer completing the full splits while in the air. For most the outstretched legs would measure close to the required 6ft needed for safe physical distancing. Even if not a full 6ft most would agree you should get out of the way of someone flying through the air doing the splits.

  • Sale! Narwhal Sword

    The narwhal, or narwhale, is a toothed whale that possesses a large “tusk”. This species of whale belonging to the Monodontidae family can reach a length of 13-18ft, but the most conspicuous characteristic of the male narwhal is its single long tusk. The tusk can reach a length between 5 and 11 ft. So hypothetically speaking, if you pointed your pet narwhal’s tusk straight out in front of you, it would indicate a great physical distancing length.

    Narwhal Tusk

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    The narwhal, or narwhale, is a toothed whale that possesses a large “tusk”. This species of whale belonging to the Monodontidae family can reach a length of 13-18ft, but the most conspicuous characteristic of the male narwhal is its single long tusk. The tusk can reach a length between 5 and 11 ft. So hypothetically speaking, if you pointed your pet narwhal’s tusk straight out in front of you, it would indicate a great physical distancing length.

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    Not to be confused with the compact car produced by the South Korean manufacturer Hyundai, the pony is more than just a small horse. Sure a pony can come in many different breeds and sizes but you must agree that a pony length would provide a safe distance for physical/social distancing.

    Pony

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    Not to be confused with the compact car produced by the South Korean manufacturer Hyundai, the pony is more than just a small horse. Sure a pony can come in many different breeds and sizes but you must agree that a pony length would provide a safe distance for physical/social distancing.

  • Sale! Six Feet

    Simple and obvious.

    SIX FEET…you know the rules.

    Six Feet

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    Simple and obvious.

    SIX FEET…you know the rules.

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    Unlike the traditional long board many modern hybrid surfboards are 6 to 8.5 ft in length. Hybrid boards are usually used in smaller waves and are more about having fun than high performance or tricks. They can be easier to ride for beginning surfers and generally perform well in surfing conditions where the more traditional long and short boards might not. In these turbulent times a “short-board” will provide the perfect distance for physical distancing.

    Surfs Up

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    Unlike the traditional long board many modern hybrid surfboards are 6 to 8.5 ft in length. Hybrid boards are usually used in smaller waves and are more about having fun than high performance or tricks. They can be easier to ride for beginning surfers and generally perform well in surfing conditions where the more traditional long and short boards might not. In these turbulent times a “short-board” will provide the perfect distance for physical distancing.

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    In 1652 the Dutch admiral Maarten Tromp tied a broom to his main mast to signify his victory at sea. If we all held a broom outstretched we would keep a safe distance from each other and eventually have victory over COVID-19.

    Two Brooms

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    In 1652 the Dutch admiral Maarten Tromp tied a broom to his main mast to signify his victory at sea. If we all held a broom outstretched we would keep a safe distance from each other and eventually have victory over COVID-19.

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    Two Shopping Carts.

    The safe distance  would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.

    Two Shopping Carts

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    Two Shopping Carts.

    The safe distance  would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.

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    The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.

    May the “Strength of Energy or Mind” be with…

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    The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.

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    The common ostrich or simply ostrich, is a large flightless bird native to certain areas of Africa. The male common ostrich can be from 6′ 11″ to 9′ 2″. Therefore ONE ostrich would be a safe physical distance to maintain from someone. Note: If you want to tell your friends this is an Emu, we won’t be offended. They do kinda look alike.

    Ostrich (Emu)

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    The common ostrich or simply ostrich, is a large flightless bird native to certain areas of Africa. The male common ostrich can be from 6′ 11″ to 9′ 2″. Therefore ONE ostrich would be a safe physical distance to maintain from someone. Note: If you want to tell your friends this is an Emu, we won’t be offended. They do kinda look alike.

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