Mr. V’s Big Machete
$24.99 – $35.99
It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!
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The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
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Stop the Spread
$24.99 – $35.99It cant be said enough. Stay out of MY SPACE. and help do your part to Stop the Spread.
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Two Wild Boars
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The wild boar size is largely determined by environmental factors but most adult wild boars reach a length of 50-65in. Therefore, one wild boar would not provide a safe distance. Having two wild boars between you and someone else would be prudent. Also of note: If you had two wild boars in-front of you NO ONE would come close!
