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Unlike the traditional long board many modern hybrid surfboards are 6 to 8.5 ft in length. Hybrid boards are usually used in smaller waves and are more about having fun than high performance or tricks. They can be easier to ride for beginning surfers and generally perform well in surfing conditions where the more traditional long and short boards might not. In these turbulent times a “short-board” will provide the perfect distance for physical distancing.
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The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.
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The common ostrich or simply ostrich, is a large flightless bird native to certain areas of Africa. The male common ostrich can be from 6′ 11″ to 9′ 2″. Therefore ONE ostrich would be a safe physical distance to maintain from someone. Note: If you want to tell your friends this is an Emu, we won’t be offended. They do kinda look alike.
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Two Wild Boars
The wild boar size is largely determined by environmental factors but most adult wild boars reach a length of 50-65in. Therefore, one wild boar would not provide a safe distance. Having two wild boars between you and someone else would be prudent. Also of note: If you had two wild boars in-front of you NO ONE would come close!
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Llama – Everyone’s favorite Camelid. Llamas are very social animals and like Humans, Llamas can learn simple tasks after a few repetitions. A full-grown llama can reach a height of 5′ 11″ Just shy of the minimum required 6ft. So Remember to stay back just a bit when using a Llama as your physical distancing guide.
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