Portage – Canoe
$24.99 – $35.99
It has always been important to stay away from someone carrying a canoe on their head, But now In this new world order of Physical Distancing, it is paramount to stay back from anyone you may meet during a portage. Also of note, if you happen across someone carrying a canoe on their head while, “just out for a walk”, it may be even more important to keep your distance.
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16oz Beer Can
$24.99 – $35.99Measuring around 6″ high, the standard 473ml beer can can be used to measure the 6ft physical distancing required to stay safe. By laying 12 cans end to end and you will be pretty close to the safe distance.
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Two Pigs
$24.99 – $35.99Two Pigs
The domestic pig’s head-plus-body length ranges from 35 to 71 in… So depending on which pigs you have around, two small ones or one large one may be approx 6ft. A safe distance for physical distancing.
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Masked Killers
$24.99 – $35.99These two famous masked killers with arms outstretched would be a good indication of the minimum six feet required for safe physical distancing. Personally we would suggest staying even further away, just to be safe!
