My Boss Says, I’m Essential
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Finally your boss has admitted to you and the world that you are essential. This clever design will help to remind your leader of the great decision they made when hiring you. It also assures anyone you may meet that you are essential.
Your boss and we all thank you.
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The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
