May the “Strength of Energy or Mind” be with…
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The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.
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The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
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Jeté
$24.99 – $35.99The Jeté or more precisely the Grand Jeté is a jump used in ballet. Easily recognized by the dancer completing the full splits while in the air. For most the outstretched legs would measure close to the required 6ft needed for safe physical distancing. Even if not a full 6ft most would agree you should get out of the way of someone flying through the air doing the splits.
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Praise Jesus
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Praise Jesus, Praise God, or just Open-Arms… However you prefer to worship above, the average reach of a person’s arm span is approx 6ft. The safe physical distance to maintain from someone else. Hallelujah!
