Ostrich (Emu)
$24.99 – $35.99
The common ostrich or simply ostrich, is a large flightless bird native to certain areas of Africa. The male common ostrich can be from 6′ 11″ to 9′ 2″. Therefore ONE ostrich would be a safe physical distance to maintain from someone. Note: If you want to tell your friends this is an Emu, we won’t be offended. They do kinda look alike.
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Two Pigs
$24.99 – $35.99Two Pigs
The domestic pig’s head-plus-body length ranges from 35 to 71 in… So depending on which pigs you have around, two small ones or one large one may be approx 6ft. A safe distance for physical distancing.
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Pony
$24.99 – $35.99Not to be confused with the compact car produced by the South Korean manufacturer Hyundai, the pony is more than just a small horse. Sure a pony can come in many different breeds and sizes but you must agree that a pony length would provide a safe distance for physical/social distancing.
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Two Shopping Carts
$24.99 – $35.99Two Shopping Carts.
The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
