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Select Options Unlike the traditional long board many modern hybrid surfboards are 6 to 8.5 ft in length. Hybrid boards are usually used in smaller waves and are more about having fun than high performance or tricks. They can be easier to ride for beginning surfers and generally perform well in surfing conditions where the more traditional long and short boards might not. In these turbulent times a “short-board” will provide the perfect distance for physical distancing.
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Select Options In 1652 the Dutch admiral Maarten Tromp tied a broom to his main mast to signify his victory at sea. If we all held a broom outstretched we would keep a safe distance from each other and eventually have victory over COVID-19.
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Select Options Two Shopping Carts.
The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
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Select Options The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.
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Select Options The common ostrich or simply ostrich, is a large flightless bird native to certain areas of Africa. The male common ostrich can be from 6′ 11″ to 9′ 2″. Therefore ONE ostrich would be a safe physical distance to maintain from someone. Note: If you want to tell your friends this is an Emu, we won’t be offended. They do kinda look alike.
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Select Options Cruiser Bike
Most cruiser type motorcycles are more than 6ft long. Providing a safe physical distance away from someone.
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Select Options Praise Jesus
Praise Jesus, Praise God, or just Open-Arms… However you prefer to worship above, the average reach of a person’s arm span is approx 6ft. The safe physical distance to maintain from someone else. Hallelujah!
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Select Options Two Pigs
The domestic pig’s head-plus-body length ranges from 35 to 71 in… So depending on which pigs you have around, two small ones or one large one may be approx 6ft. A safe distance for physical distancing.
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Select Options Two Wild Boars
The wild boar size is largely determined by environmental factors but most adult wild boars reach a length of 50-65in. Therefore, one wild boar would not provide a safe distance. Having two wild boars between you and someone else would be prudent. Also of note: If you had two wild boars in-front of you NO ONE would come close!
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Select Options Llama – Everyone’s favorite Camelid. Llamas are very social animals and like Humans, Llamas can learn simple tasks after a few repetitions. A full-grown llama can reach a height of 5′ 11″ Just shy of the minimum required 6ft. So Remember to stay back just a bit when using a Llama as your physical distancing guide.
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Select Options Our Famous Original design. These 100% heavy cotton custom shirts are hand dyed in a solution of Beer, Hops and Special Dyes in small batches. Each shirt is “One-of-a-kind”.
Note: The colors shown in the images are not necessarily representative of the product you will receive. They could be lighter or darker depending on the batch.
