Two Brooms
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99
In 1652 the Dutch admiral Maarten Tromp tied a broom to his main mast to signify his victory at sea. If we all held a broom outstretched we would keep a safe distance from each other and eventually have victory over COVID-19.
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Two Wild Boars
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99Two Wild Boars
The wild boar size is largely determined by environmental factors but most adult wild boars reach a length of 50-65in. Therefore, one wild boar would not provide a safe distance. Having two wild boars between you and someone else would be prudent. Also of note: If you had two wild boars in-front of you NO ONE would come close!
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Tall boy Distance
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99Its simple, 6ft physical distancing can easily be measured by laying 8 tall-boy beer bottles end to end. But note, if you have just finished 8 tall-boys be sure you fall away form the person you are trying to distance from.
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Llama
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99Llama – Everyone’s favorite Camelid. Llamas are very social animals and like Humans, Llamas can learn simple tasks after a few repetitions. A full-grown llama can reach a height of 5′ 11″ Just shy of the minimum required 6ft. So Remember to stay back just a bit when using a Llama as your physical distancing guide.
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