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The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.
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Mr. V’s Big Machete
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!
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Two Wild Boars
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The wild boar size is largely determined by environmental factors but most adult wild boars reach a length of 50-65in. Therefore, one wild boar would not provide a safe distance. Having two wild boars between you and someone else would be prudent. Also of note: If you had two wild boars in-front of you NO ONE would come close!
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Llama
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99Llama – Everyone’s favorite Camelid. Llamas are very social animals and like Humans, Llamas can learn simple tasks after a few repetitions. A full-grown llama can reach a height of 5′ 11″ Just shy of the minimum required 6ft. So Remember to stay back just a bit when using a Llama as your physical distancing guide.
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