Ghost Face’s Chefs Knife
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99
Many are wearing masks in public now but if you happen to come across this guy, we would strongly suggest to stay at least two arm lengths away. His outstretched arms wielding his famous chef’s knife would provide a safe physical distance to help stop the spread of Covid-19. Not to mention any other issues, like death!
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Two Brooms
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99In 1652 the Dutch admiral Maarten Tromp tied a broom to his main mast to signify his victory at sea. If we all held a broom outstretched we would keep a safe distance from each other and eventually have victory over COVID-19.
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Ostrich (Emu)
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99The common ostrich or simply ostrich, is a large flightless bird native to certain areas of Africa. The male common ostrich can be from 6′ 11″ to 9′ 2″. Therefore ONE ostrich would be a safe physical distance to maintain from someone. Note: If you want to tell your friends this is an Emu, we won’t be offended. They do kinda look alike.
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Mr. V’s Big Machete
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99It goes without saying you should always maintain a safe physical distance if you ever meet this guy when your at the lake. It is especially important now that we have to worry about COVID-19 too!
