Back Off
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A not so gentle reminder to anyone you meet to keep their physical distance.
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Two Brooms
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99In 1652 the Dutch admiral Maarten Tromp tied a broom to his main mast to signify his victory at sea. If we all held a broom outstretched we would keep a safe distance from each other and eventually have victory over COVID-19.
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May the “Strength of Energy or Mind” be with…
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99The big film company probably wouldn’t want me to use the actual name of what these fictional energy swords are called, but according to sources, these luminescent blades of magnetically contained plasma reach about 3 feet. Therefore if you are in a battle in some other galaxy you would be maintaining a safe physical distance from your COVID-19 spreading foe.
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Two Shopping Carts
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99Two Shopping Carts.
The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
