Its simple, 6ft physical distancing can easily be measured by laying 8 tall-boy beer bottles end to end. But note, if you have just finished 8 tall-boys be sure you fall away form the person you are trying to distance from.
The narwhal, or narwhale, is a toothed whale that possesses a large “tusk”. This species of whale belonging to the Monodontidae family can reach a length of 13-18ft, but the most conspicuous characteristic of the male narwhal is its single long tusk. The tusk can reach a length between 5 and 11 ft. So hypothetically speaking, if you pointed your pet narwhal’s tusk straight out in front of you, it would indicate a great physical distancing length.
Many are wearing masks in public now but if you happen to come across this guy, we would strongly suggest to stay at least two arm lengths away. His outstretched arms wielding his famous chef’s knife would provide a safe physical distance to help stop the spread of Covid-19. Not to mention any other issues, like death!
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