Ghost Face’s Chefs Knife
Price range: $24.99 through $35.99
Many are wearing masks in public now but if you happen to come across this guy, we would strongly suggest to stay at least two arm lengths away. His outstretched arms wielding his famous chef’s knife would provide a safe physical distance to help stop the spread of Covid-19. Not to mention any other issues, like death!
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Praise Jesus
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Two Shopping Carts
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The safe distance would easily be maintained if you find yourself in a head-to-head battle with someone else fighting over the last package of toilet paper. Note: Why are you racing for toilet paper anyways? Just stay 6ft away please.
